a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
If anyone says that they wouldnt want to go swimming with Lee Jinki they are a damned liar.
I’d swim for the rest of my life with him
"why do you listen to kpop when you cant even understand it?"
Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook
cute adult male asian
Funniest EXO “Overdose” tweet just became funnier because…
he wasn’t even into K-pop and started getting tweets but all them DP’s made him think they were Korean.
Then he started replying and even asking questions
And he was serious yo!
guess he just found his bias…
omfg this man
someone asked him if he would go gay for kris and…
Hoy, 17 de abril, ha fallecido Gabriel García Márquez, ganador del premio Nobel, a la edad de 87 años.
Sin duda, una gran pérdida para la literatura.
Q.E.P.D Gabriel García Márquez
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.
when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything
absolute queen of everything