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Be yourself, everyone else is taken
Truth fears no questions.


I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.

thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
EXTRA NAVIGATION

(Source: onewchan)

chromesthetic:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

chromesthetic:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

barack-obottm:

i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking

barack-obottm:

i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking

(Source: ballesprofondes)

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp)


NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

kpopthighsandtushes:

GOD BLESS

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me


WHOEVER MADE THIS,PLEASE STEP FORWARD. I NEED TO GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN.

WHOEVER MADE THIS,PLEASE STEP FORWARD. I NEED TO GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN.

(Source: doksoo)

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

ravioligarchy:

latino? more like latiyes. end racism now

(Source: sandandglass)